What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:25

Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do you think cheating is that bad?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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